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About Me



My name is Gabrielle Essa. (Essa means Jesus in Arabic). I am a slightly nose challenged Lebanese-American girl. My loud and hairy family own a greasy spoon “restaurant”, the Hamburger King, on Route 66 in Gravestone, Oklahoma. It is my wish to live a different life, a different dream, and most definitely in a different state. More >>